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An attractive blonde walks in to the prestigious Manhattan branch of the Bank of New York and asks to speak to the branch manager regarding a short term loan. She informs the manager that she would like to out a loan of $50,000 as she is going out of the country for 2 weeks. She will pay back the loan in full when she returns in 14 days. The manager tells her that since she does not have an account with their bank, he could not make such a loan without some form of collateral. The blonde tells him she will leave her brand new $150,000 Mercedes Benz CL600 with him at the bank. The manager tells her he would need to inspect the car, and to guard against any funny business such as thieves using the car to break into the bank it would need to be locked up in their underground parking area and kept under surveillance the entire time. The blonde agrees to the terms pulls the car into the lot in the designated spot and leaves in a cab with her $50,000 loan in a secured brief case provided by the bank. The branch manager is still nervous about the transaction so he has his guards train cameras on every conceivable angle of the car. The 2 weeks pass by with nothing happening and everyone is wondering if the blonde will return with the money she borrowed. The blonde arrives right on time and returns the money seemingly untouched, not only containing the $50,000 in cash but apparently containing the exact same bills she had originally walked out with plus the $37.48 in accrued interest for the past 14 days. The manager escorts the blonde down to the underground lot, and opens the gate for the blonde to retrieve her car. After she inspects the car to verify there is no damage, calmly gets in and begins to drive away. The bank manager leans down to the window to thank her for her business and his curiosity gets the better of him. He says "Madam, it seems you did not need the money for your trip as you are obviously a woman of some wealth. Why did you need the loan?" The woman says, "I didn't need the loan. I needed a place to park my car for two weeks. Can you think of a more secure place in Manhattan to leave a car for a couple weeks that costs less then fifty dollars for the entire time?" She smiles sweetly and drives off. Just remember, not all blondes are dumb.
1. A blonde, a brunette and a red-head are on the run from the cops. They see a barn and they all run into a different stall. The police come to the first stall where the brunette is hiding. The stall has many pigs in it, so the brunette says, "Oink oink." The police move on thinking that there are only pigs in the stall. Then they come to the 2nd stall where the red-head is hiding. This stall is full of cows, so the red-head says, "Moo Moo!" The police move on thinking there are only cows in the stall. Finally, they come to the stall where the blonde is hiding. This stall is full of the potatoes, so the blonde goes, "Potato! Potato!" 2. The world is ending and a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are the last people still left. God takes pity on them and saves them by bringing them to the gates of heaven. God tells them that all they have to do to get into heaven is to say something true about themselves. If they say the truth, they can go through the gate. If not, a bolt of lightning will strike them down. The brunette goes up to the gate and says, "I think my husband really loves me." And with that, the gate opens. The red-head goes up to the gate and says, "I think I am really good at being social." And with that, the gate opens. The blonde goes up to the gate and goes, "I think-" and she gets struck by lightning
I'm blonde too, haha ;D Why does a blonde open milk carton at the store? Because it says "open here". Why does blonde run around the toilet? Because it says "wash and go" on the shampoo. What happens when a blonde eats a fly? Then she has more brain in her belly than in her head. What's a brain cell in blonde's head? A tourist. Why does a blonde always wear earphones? Because it plays "inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, ..."
A blonde and her friend proudly walked into a bar and said that they had finished a puzzle in 2 months and the box had said 2-3 years A blonde looks up and says ''Hey a dead bird!'' Her friend looks up and says ''Where?'' A blonde opens a cheerio box and says ''OMG, donut seeds!'' A blonde and her friend are going to disneyland and saw a sign that said disneyland left.While crying,they went home
This is not a blonde joke BarbieB but I thought you might still get a laugh out of it ? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING Westview THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST WHEN I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME, HAD BEEN Westview MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH A DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED FAIRVIEW HIGH SCHOOL . "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A BULLDOG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED , "IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE Westview MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT Westview CLOSELY. THEN, THIS UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ***, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-***** ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? you'd pull the pin and throw it back What's the difference between butter and a blonde? butter is difficult to spread Why do blondes wear underwear? to keep their ankles warm
Three mothers, a Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead were all talking about their daughters. The Brunette said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes." The Redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe my daughter drinks." The Blonde said, "I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can't believe my daughter has a penis!" Vote Best Answer Please!