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Okay so me and mi cousin are kind of in a fight rite now, bc shes being a heffer [long storyy] but anywayss were having a family get together today and i want to annoy the hel* out of herr. sooo what are some good ways to annoy people?? *Muahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! jk.. *ohh and our parents and grandparents will be there and stuff, so i cant cuss or hit her or anythingg. ****Your answers will be much appreciated :) hahaha!!
101 ways to annoy people: (i know there's only 70, sorry) 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise... 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards.. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE New Mexico UPPERCASE. 53... only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.. 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 68.. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read
I know I wont get my 10 points for this answer but o well.....No matter what the long story is about its down right childish and a waste of time.Its a Family get together so focus on the family in a positive way because life is to short.(God Forbid)your cousin could pass the day after the family get together and the last thing you will be able to remember is how mad you was so you went on yahoo and asked strangers how to annoy your cousin.She pissed you off did something foul the best thing you can do is pray for her.DONT BE LOOKING CRAZY! yes praying for your enemies is always the Solution. Good luck
Your doing alot of laughing there! Am,well,as long as its playful annoying,you can hum really low around her,tap her chair,sing I know a song that gets on your nerves,etc. As long as your just pulling harmless strings,you dont want to get on the end of someone elses nerves because revenge may be in their cards. Hope ya make friends and put yer crap behind ye,life is way too short for this kind of carry on:)
Well these are some things I would do... 1- Follow them around EVERYWHERE! 2- When they say something reply "WOW" "AMAZING" "INTERESTING" etc. its very annoying after a while, trust me. 3- If or when they say stop, reply go! go! go! 4- Keep saying "Come here! I need to tell you something!" and then when they do, reply in their ear "HI!". 5- Sing at random times. and the same song over and over, or different each time. 6- Copy every comercial, or if theres no TV, say/sing random comercial jingles. 7- Run into walls/fall on the ground and say they pushed you. 8- Only reply using text language. OMG, TTYL, LOL, JK, etc Trust me, these are annoying.. lol I have a lot more if you need!!!
That would annoy them a lot since I'm over 40.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' or 'elvis-the-king'. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS". Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy." dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!" When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid. When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans. Send yourself a CandyGram. Have a tea party with your pets. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong. Write checks with Roman numerals. Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead. Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody. Drive to the store in reverse. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages. Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room. Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail. Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions. Write a short story using alphabet soup. Talk to your fish. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias. Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..." Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously. Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye." Read this.
I know it annoys me to death when someone wont leave me alone. So if you were to follow her around everywhere she goes and get up if she does and sit down if she does, etc. That would annoy me to death! And it's harmless.
Play some Hip Hop or other super garbage music on your stereo and set it on a high volume...
Be as loud as you can around her. when shes talking to someone or just talking, cut her off. be random. im sure when the day comes you'll know what to do lol.
Glue her to her chair. Joke. - If you want disgusting, stuff salt into whatever shes drinking.